Electronic Dreams

Electronic Dreams


So haven’t we just had about enough electronics for now? I’ve been having serious dating problems……. yes  you do want to hear it. I don’t text or type well so I’m electronically  challenged. Why it was only yesterday they introduced a new batch of women and I fell in and out of love 6 times in one day and became pheromonically….yes this is a  word as of  5 sec ago. So, I was totally wiped out and totally out of new lines. I breathed heavy love innuendos flattery and promises all day and left the same eight  beatific electronic smiles I came in to this morning.


It was only to days a woman walked in front of a dating parlor into a cloud of pheromones and raped 4 men before she came too and what was a real horror was she  awakened dancing in lieu of having sex…she was Baptist. Enough on dating


A story in  yesterday’s paper,  a married man and women went out for breakfast and realized in 10 years they actually had never physically touched. They went to a party,, told each other they wanted to marry and had phone sex every since.


I walked by a 12 year old vigorously texting a 13 yr old blonde next to him in pre sex mode having already shown each other their naked  photos and the little girl whispered to me she wanted to touch him and was worried about being a pervert and I turned and whispered to the boy, “she wants to touch you.” and he cringed “what’ll I do?” and I said “you’ll think of something.” walking away sadly and the next week he was smiling.


Seriously though when was the last time you reached out and gently touched him or her on the cheek with those knowing eyes? Go for it!!!! It could be the last time.


Carl James


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